Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. A true inspiration for the children. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Your best is an idiot! I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

Amazon Women in the Mood

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Oh God, what have I done?

Proposition Infinity

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Really?! Bender?! You stole the atom. Really?! Okay, I like a challenge.

Bendless Love

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Bender, quit destroying the universe!

War Is the H-Word

Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Meh.