Oh right. I forgot about the battle. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. You are the last hope of the universe. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Lesser of Two Evils

File not found. Guess again. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Love’s Labors Lost in Space

Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. We’re also Santa Claus! Ow, my spirit! Your best is an idiot!

A Fishful of Dollars

Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! A sexy mistake. Yeah, lots of people did. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Noooooo! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Hey, guess what you’re accessories to.

They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.