In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

I Dated a Robot

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Your best is an idiot! Daylight and everything. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!

A Flight to Remember

Bender, quit destroying the universe! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! But existing is basically all I do! A sexy mistake.

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.