Really?! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Can I use the gun? Is that a cooking show? You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

The Why of Fry

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Yeah, lots of people did.

Time Keeps on Slippin’

Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Roswell That Ends Well

You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?