• And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

    But I’ve never been to the moon! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender?! You stole the atom. Leela’s gonna kill me. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?! You stole the atom.

  • I never loved you. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Take me to your leader! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

  • Bender?

    Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender?! You stole the atom. Leela’s gonna kill me. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?! You stole the atom.

  • And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

    Shut up and get to the point! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! They’re like sex, except I’m having them! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

  • The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

    What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. You don’t win friends with salad.

  • First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

    Well, she turned me into a newt. I’m not a witch. Why do you think that she is a witch? We found them. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!