• You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! For one beautiful night?

    I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. With gusto.

  • Remember the time he ate my goldfish?

    And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Thank you, steal again. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things likeā€¦love! What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

  • First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin?

    The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Shut up! Well, what do you want? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! We found them. Be quiet! Well, how’d you become king, then? Be quiet!