When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle?
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
Dennis the Peasant
Now, look here, my good man. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! It’s only a model.