• When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle?

    Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

  • Dennis the Peasant

    Now, look here, my good man. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! It’s only a model.