• I never loved you. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Take me to your leader! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

  • Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

    That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

  • How to Fear of a Bot Planet?

    Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Take me to your leader! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Negative, bossy meat creature!

  • Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years?

    The nose? Look, my liege! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I’m not a witch. Oh, ow!