• This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me?

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Your best is an idiot! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

  • Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch in 2013?

    I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. With gusto. But I’ve never been to the moon!

  • Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

    Now, look here, my good man. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.