Weaseling out of things is important

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! You don’t win friends with salad. Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” I hope I didn’t brain my damage. I’m allergic to bee stings.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

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