I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Why not indeed! Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

  • Meh.
  • Why not indeed!
  • No, I’m Santa Claus!
  • Why did you bring us here?
  • There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!

Jurassic Bark

Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Ask her how her day was. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

The Sting


No argument here. Then we’ll go with that data file! Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Ooh, name it after me! We don’t have a brig. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

  1. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
  2. Look, last night was a mistake.
  3. Bender, quit destroying the universe!
  4. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
  5. Ooh, name it after me!
The Late Philip J. Fry

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.