I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Throw her in the brig. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Say it in Russian!

Your best is an idiot! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! It’s toe-tappingly tragic! But I’ve never been to the moon! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

You’re going to do his laundry? I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Negative, bossy meat creature!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Moving along… I don’t want to be rescued.

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

I’m a thing. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Leela’s gonna kill me. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. She also liked to shut up! Take me to your leader! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

Then we’ll go with that data file! Say what? File not found.

When will that be? I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? With gusto. With gusto.