And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? With gusto. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. You don’t know how to do any of those. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Bender?! You stole the atom.

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Negative, bossy meat creature! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

Kif might! Leela’s gonna kill me. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.

Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! We don’t have a brig. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Take me to your leader! Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Bender, quit destroying the universe!

I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Say it in Russian! Shut up and get to the point! Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! With gusto. Oh, I think we should just stay friends.

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Say what? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! You lived before you met me?! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

They’re like sex, except I’m having them! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Hello Morbo, how’s the family? She also liked to shut up! Throw her in the brig.