Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

I, Roommate

There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Okay, I like a challenge. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? It’s toe-tappingly tragic!

When Aliens Attack

But I’ve never been to the moon! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender?! You stole the atom. Leela’s gonna kill me. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?! You stole the atom.

Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. With gusto.

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Negative, bossy meat creature! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Say it in Russian!

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.

Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Your best is an idiot! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

I never loved you. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Take me to your leader! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!