For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Moving along… I don’t want to be rescued.

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

I’m a thing. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Leela’s gonna kill me. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. She also liked to shut up! Take me to your leader! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

Then we’ll go with that data file! Say what? File not found.

When will that be? I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? With gusto. With gusto.