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  • I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?!

    You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

  • A Streetcar Named Marge

    I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Aaah! Natural light!

  • We want a shrubbery!!

    I dunno. Must be a king. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Oh, ow!


Customization

  • And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

    But I’ve never been to the moon! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender?! You stole the atom. Leela’s gonna kill me. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?! You stole the atom.

  • I never loved you. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Take me to your leader! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

  • Bender?

    Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender?! You stole the atom. Leela’s gonna kill me. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender?! You stole the atom.

  • And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

    Shut up and get to the point! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! They’re like sex, except I’m having them! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

  • The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

    What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. You don’t win friends with salad.

  • First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

    Well, she turned me into a newt. I’m not a witch. Why do you think that she is a witch? We found them. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!


Gameplay

  • You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! For one beautiful night?

    I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. With gusto.

  • Remember the time he ate my goldfish?

    And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Thank you, steal again. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

  • First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin?

    The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Shut up! Well, what do you want? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! We found them. Be quiet! Well, how’d you become king, then? Be quiet!


General

  • When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle?

    Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

  • Dennis the Peasant

    Now, look here, my good man. You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! It’s only a model.


Installation

  • I never loved you. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Take me to your leader! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

  • Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

    That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

  • How to Fear of a Bot Planet?

    Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Take me to your leader! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Negative, bossy meat creature!

  • Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years?

    The nose? Look, my liege! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I’m not a witch. Oh, ow!


Plugins

  • Kif might! She also liked to shut up! With a warning label this big?

    Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. Shut up and get to the point!

  • A Clone of My Own, right?

    And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. It’s toe-tappingly tragic!

  • Help, help, I’m being repressed!

    Well, she turned me into a newt. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Well, we did do the nose. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. The nose? But you are dressed as one…


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  • This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me?

    Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Your best is an idiot! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!

  • Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch in 2013?

    I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. With gusto. But I’ve never been to the moon!

  • Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

    Now, look here, my good man. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.